Hot Hollywood Hell (1) - Mariah and her "little brother"
Hot Hollywood Hell (2) - LeeAnn and Eddie and Beyonce - all showing waay too much
Hot Hollywood Hell (3) - Miley's ridiculous hair, How Jessica Simpson attempted to strangle her baby, etc.
Hot Hollywood Hell (4) - Jamie Lynn Spears' little ho
Hot Hollywood Hell (5) - She's gonna BLOW
Here's what stopped me cold this weekend.
1. Happy Birthday Droopy Drawers.
You guys, this is seriously how he was out walking around in public. I kept trying to convince myself he was surely going to a costume party, like apparently this other HHH (6) nominee was
|Although I don't know. |
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a normal night out for Madonna and her BOYfriend.
but nope. He was dead serious about this look.
And as much as you know how I cannot bear to watch or listen to or read about him, I'll admit that the obvious time he's spent in the gym is helping make him look more like a real boy,
but he's just such a grade-A douche (Thing 1, Thing 2? This is an example of when this word is acceptable) that it's hard to see anything else.
Question - how in the hell do the pants stay up? Is that why he keeps his hands in his pockets (likely story)? I wonder if that bald guy has to stop and pull them up every so often. If so, I bet he makes serious bank.
And last night I learned a new term, on Twitter of all places, - "Baller". Apparently it's not only a term referring to basketball players (like I have always thought). It also means douchey guys who wear their pants below their asses.
Here. Educate yourself.
Thanks to Mommy needs a Martini for the Baller-ducation.
Although I shouldn't be surprised at this baller's lack of fashion sense.
He also stepped out recently looking like this.
Which could only have been inspired by one thing.
2. Wiz Khalifa and new son.
Before you get concerned, I'll answer the question I can only assume is burning through your mind.
No, I did not know who the hell Wiz Khalifa was when I first saw this photo and therefore had to google him. The pages of photos that appeared were a veritable encyclopedia of everything Hot Hollywood Hell stands for. He's now bumped out Miley and taken over the lead in the race to be its poster child. Although, since they're obviously pals, maybe HHH can have poster children.
And by the way sweetheart, that's a great look you've decided on for oh, let's see, every one of the photos you are in.
If you're trying to distract us from the malfunctioning side-boob, it's not working.
Plus, you're gross.
But I digress. Back to the Wiz.
Touching, isn't it? The new daddy in his pink velour vintage floral hoodie (WTF?) breathing his pot breath on his hours old son. Father. Of. The. Year.
And in case you were skeptical on that designation? Here's a quote from the Wiz from Huffingtonpost.com about how he feels honesty is the best policy in terms of raising your child around the wacky tobacky.